sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
camphalfbutt: i relate to plankton on an emotional level bc he married a computer
My brother was watching a Disney show with cartoon...
Dad: god he watches the gayest crap
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
talksoflove: remember that time justin was walking in the street and he saw a peice of trash so he picked it up and he threw it in the trash and he felt relly proud in himself
shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
Surnames Master Post.
hiddlesfiddleswithme: phoeberpc: Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames. English Surnames Dutch Surnames Spanish Surnames Scottish Surnames German Surnames Italian Surnames Irish Surnames French Surnames Scandinavian Surnames Welsh Surnames Jewish Surnames Surnames By Ethnicity Most Common Surnames in the USA ...
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
esexist: yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
parrillas: multipack: *jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
timelord-pendragon-ofbakerstreet: instagrampa: katfaceinwonderland: instagrampa: Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead. What
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.